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Qutb and his fundamentalist contemporaries inspired a new generation of radical thinkers, who took this "fuck the West" mentality a few steps further, resulting in a Middle East that is far less progressive than the Dark Ages they're supposedly stuck in.

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Muslim people were doing algebra while we were burning women for having funny birthmarks on their face. They just happen to be going through their Batman and Robin phase. Quick, imagine a Viking. Even if you know your history enough to realize they didn't have horns on their helmets which would be super inconvenient in battleyou're still imagining a hardened, filthy brute smelling of stale sweat and English corpses.

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A few years younger than the con-men who popularized them. Most of modern codified Wiccan thought comes back to three people who just sort of made it all up in the lateth and earlyth centuries.

Trust us when we say that the average author will write literally anything for sex, drugs, money, or all of the above. Charles Leland, Margaret Murray, and Gerald Gardner all published books that, they claimed, held the ancient secrets of witchcraft.

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Leland pretended to have learned the doctrines of Old Italian witchcraft from a sorceress named Maddalena. Murray is the woman who coined the term "burning times," while Gardner asserted that Wicca began in pre-history and went "underground" throughout most of recorded history. Gardner was probably the chief founder. Some people even call him the father of Wicca, as he founded the tradition from which most current blends of Wicca descend. Also, he looked like this:.

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Don't feel bad, latter-day druids! Yours isn't the only ancient tradition that just sprang into being:. EinsteinTime magazine's man of the century, is simply the most famous scientist in the history of the planet. He was the first to postulate the theory of relativity, he convinced FDR to build the atomic bomb, he was offered seex chance to be the first president of Israel, and he is considered woen father of modern physics.

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Basically, this means that fights between professional gladiators were a slightly more extreme version of modern pro wrestling: WWE But with a better life expectancy. Every American schoolkid who has sat through a lesson on the history of Thanksgiving was told that the pilgrims who founded America were Puritans Married dating in waialua hawaii, a group of sexually repressed religious fanatics.

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But those early settlers in America were part of a much larger group in the Church of England who were working to purify the world of anything relating to genitalia. Although sex between unmarried couples was theoretically a crime in Puritan society, that hardly fof them down. It just meant that their society was rife with shotgun weddings.

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The Puritans had sex everywhere. They had sex in churchyards. They had sex in ditches and in hedges. They had sex in bars and in bean patches and on porches. One of the most common places for Puritan servants to have sex was in the kitchen, often while the other servants watched. It's not even like the clergy were uptight about a little action in the bedroom or bean patch. The Puritan church not only condoned sex for pleasure between married spouses, it actually required it.

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This wasn't Djde a metaphor: Here's what Hollywood has primed you to believe: Ancient humans were so stupid! Now here's the truth: Since whole empires do not generally get conquered by gibbering idiots, when Atahualpa's spies informed him that the Spanish were on the way to mess up their shit, he accepted them as foreign ambassadors, not gods. Brooklyn Museum He put them up in a nice hotel and ordered them some call girls.

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Somen No god wears neck ruffles. The discovery that unknown humans halfway across the planet were, in their own way, every bit as together as the Europeans sparked debates across the continent about whether or not foreign tribes were as deserving of human rights as everyone else.

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